Penelope's Test

O here. I am looking younger and better, but my wife doesn't believe me. #sadface My wife had to test me to see if I was really myself, and not an imposter. #eyeroll She told the servents to try and move our bed to the hallway. #don'ttestmypatience I said that there is no way you could move our bed to hallway, because of how it was made.

After that, she new it was really me; and just like when I, for the fist time since the war, caught up with my son; Penelope and I had a tender moment. #ifeelbetter #smileyface She and I were very happy to be back together. #iloveit Me and her are happy again.

Hey O here for one last blog. Yep my adventures are over I’m with my wife and son now  #one big happy ending. I’m glad to be off the sea thank to God I‘ll always got seasick # not so fun. I live happily to be a king again and to have my queen as well, and my kingdom is back to normal as before I left for Troy.

I hope your adventures take you places and I hope you live on the crazy side like what I did okay maybe don’t go as crazy I did but takes those risk. Boy did it take long time to get home I wish I didn’t make the Cyclopes #big mistake I could have been home by that time if I didn’t make the Cyclopes mad and then I made one of the Gods made # not a good idea.

Well I guess that all I have to say for my last blog. Sorry no pic this time had no time to take one. Good Bye every one! O out is Peace!

Hey, its me Odysseus again. I am at my palace and my son Telemachus had to get equipment for me because I am running out of arrows #there's a lot of suitors. I have started to kill them for what they have done to me and my wife. May Zeus and Athena help me fight these men off. Then they started to offer me what they had taken in food and gold and then give some extra to me, but I declined #Time to feel the wrath of Odysseus. My son came back and we (Eumaus and other loyal citizens) finished the rest of them off #Unstoppable. I also got to fight with my son, for the first time, who I had missed for the longest of time.

Hey, that's me blocking the doorway from the suitors. #Telemachus where are you when we need you

The Challenge

Whats up everybody. It's me Odysseus yet again. So I got home and now Penelope has to choose one of the suitors to marry. To choose one, she makes a challenge of shooting an arrow straight through 12 axes, and the winner gets her hand in marriage.  Of course, no one could make it, so I ask to have a turn even though I'm acting like a beggar and she lets me try!

I get ready by slowly getting my axe ready to go. I take all the time I need. I finally pull the arrow back and shoot. You'll never guess what happened. It actually went through all of the arrows! #EpicHeroProbs

In that moment there was a huge lightening bolt. It was a sign from Zeus that it was go time. This was a sign that the war was starting. #HereWeGo Wish me luck killing all these people. I'll need it.

 Here a pic of me and Penelope just chillin.

“Twenty Years Gone, and I am Back Again”

Whaddup my people! You know just Odysseus here again. You'll never guess where I am? Yeah I'm home finally. It took a good twenty years, but I made it in one piece.

As I'm walking up to the palace owned by my long lost friend Emmaus. I meet my son!! Tireseas
 Sweet old  Tireseas! Boy did I miss him. I was only in his life for a little bit until the day I left was heart breaking. Atlas I am reunited with my son. But wait i can't just tell him it's me he won't believe me. Athena the god makes me look young again. Then Tireseas recognized me and we had reunion of tears. While I was talking to Tireseas we had to come up with a plan to help get all the suitors out of our house. #ThinkingSkills. 

First we will have to act like you never saw me. Like I'm just another beggar. Second Tireseas you have to hide all the weapons in the palace except weapons for me and you. Third YOU MUST KEEP THIS A SECRET!

Heres some pictures of the reunion:  

The Suitors

Hey, it's O here, and I'm gonna tell what happened when I walked into my palace dissembled as a beggar. #irritated Nobody but my son knew that it was me who was the beggar. #shhh...don'ttell Just as soon as I walked into the palace, one of the many men who wanted my wife's hand, threatened me, and I replied back to him, but in the same tone he gave me. After that, he threw a stool at me. #ohnoyoudidn't After that stool was thrown at me the looks on the others faces' were like 'dude, bad idea', they possibly thought that I was a god in disguised as poor beggar mortal, well I wasn't. #inyourface On the other hand, the guy who scoffed at the others didn't listen to them. #idiot After a while, I was told that my wife heard that there was a beggar, and she wanted to know if that said beggar knew where Odysseus(me) was and when he is getting home. So, I was then brought to her.

 Before I was called to see my wife, I took count of the many men who were tresspassing in my kingdom. #getout Like I said before, there were many of them. Almost 100, go thing I had Athena and Zeus on my side. #cheatinglikeaboss Only one out of the others really ticked me off. That one person was the one who threw the stool at me.

As I was being taken to go see my wife after 20-something years, I retook in the sights. Just like I was told, my palace is trashed! #OMZ #soangered I couldn't believe my eyes. They really let this place go. But at least I was back in MY palace. #don'ttouchmystuff I was a little anxious to see my beautiful Penelope again. #mywifenotyours It was a good thing I was still disguised as a beggar. #thankyouathena

Sorry there are not pics this time. Gotta delete some to make room for more. Until next time, see ya later. #endofpost

o   Hey Odysseus here again, I’m finally home #happy guy. When I finally get outside of the palace we see a dog it was Argus and boy does he look like he is hundred years old # that is one old dog.

o   Then Argus recognized me in my discuise #smart dog Argus try’s to go to me instead of coming to come how old he is he just wags his tail ect. He waited this long to see his master one time and when he did. Argus finally dies #sad :( .

o   I hope Argus is happy where he is right now #dog heaven. Will I forever miss him he was the best dog I ever had. He was my best buddy. # I miss my best dog friend. See you later please come back to see more what happens next in my new blog.

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